A Day To Remember - The Downfall of Us All
this college is making me answer stupid questions so I’m gonna give them stupid answers
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
MY TEACHER MARKED THE FANFICTION I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IN MY BOOK
AND LEFT ONE SINGLE COMMENT OKAY.
pics or it didn’t happen
Los Angeles, New York City, Cardiff, Bangalore — At any Starbucks in any country in the world, real-life connection is happening not only across the table over coffee, but across the counter right when you walk in.
this deserves its own trigger warning
so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…
i don’t know why but it made me happy
I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.
Did you even read it till the end?
Take the nudes and go, friend