i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real
For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.
This is why punctuation was created
oh you’re listening to daft punk? i love those guys. the way they just [clenches fist] punk all those frickin dafts
oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies
realest shit ever.
He even has the math to back it up.
MY GERMAN ROOMMATE thinks that my mother tongue is so exotic.
yours is so… exotic too.
Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
20 Historical Photos (x)
If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out.
I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.
Meet “Ridiculously Happy Cat”. She arrived on my friend’s porch meowing one day and they’ve kept her ever since.
only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.
I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference
Make me ten of these that opens up into a devil trap and I’ll buy 11 of them.
And how the hell do you expect to get a demon up on the table?